VD - Invitations

Morrigan doesn’t give up on getting you to party. In the morning, you receive another invitation as you’re having breakfast with Demi.

Demi crunches toast with jam on it and looks the card over, her tail flicking idly in the air behind her as the twins bustle around, bringing out more food. They’re naked today, with no explanation. It’s not their day to be paid. They must be hoping for a little unscheduled payment. Meanwhile, you can hear Lady D and her daughters; they are already at work so early. Construction is well underway on your new castle.

“Dinner party,” Demi says, impressed. “She really wants to see you. Everyone gets to go to the big ones. The little parties mean you’re special.”

“She thinks that us hanging out together helps her politically.”

“It helps you too,” Demi tells you. “If you ever decide that you care about status here. Morrigan’s the mayor for a reason. She’s a powerful friend.”

“I get it, I just…” You take a drink of milk, frowning. You try to put your feelings into words. “I’m nervous doing stuff away from you. I don’t understand this world. I’m afraid that I’ll mess this up.”

“Seems like you’re doing OK so far,” Demi says kindly.

You sigh. “I’m just nervous. I was OK with soccer because I understand soccer. The rest of this is so new.”

“You’re so cute. I want to comfort you,” Demi says, reaching over to pat your hand. “Don’t go to this party. Send her an invite.”

“What? I can do that?”

“Sure. I have a work thing tonight, but you can invite her over for dinner tomorrow. Then I’ll be here and you can see what she wants so badly,” Demi says with a shrug.

Oh. That’s a shockingly simple and reasonable solution to your dilemma.

“Great,” you say. “Let’s do that.”

“Cas and Pol can take care of invitations. But don’t have them do the dinner unless you want a gangbang after. Just have it catered,” Demi says. A few minutes later, you’re making out with Demi by the door before she goes to work. You watch her leave, then take a shower and get dressed. Being a housewife involves doing literally nothing at this point, but at the same time… it feels stressful. And you have identified why: because you don’t understand this world, and it makes you anxious. It’s time to be more Demi and do something proactive. You get out your Demon iPhone, but it looks like all this world uses the internet for is social media, which is… quite pornographic.

So… if you want to learn, you’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way. You have to go into Demon City and visit the Demon Library.

You tell Cas and Pol to do the invitation for Morrigan, then call Demon Uber. As you sit in the back of the car, heading into the city, you look out the window at your castle under construction. It’s going to be huge. You didn’t plan this…

Oh well. You spend the ride on your phone, looking at Demon caterers.