Let The Interview Commence !

Debbi and Samantha were waiting backstage at the smaller side studio that had been designated for the post show interview with Miz No-E. Debbi couldn't yet see who was in the so called 'specially invited' audience. She was naked of course, apart from being glammed up by Avalon and for her towering red heels. She was surprised to find Samantha dressed in a bikini. "Don't ask" commented the journalist. It was, as Charles had promised, a relatively conservative plain black bikini but it still revealed rather a lot of Samantha's bum cheeks if she turned around, which she had no intention of doing in front of the audience !

The generic theme music for the interview slot began to play and Samantha was cued to make her entrance, which she did to wolf whistles and good natured catcalls from the audience of about a hundred in this more intimate studio setting. "Yeah, yeah, I know. You're not used to seeing this much of me are you ?" began Samantha, who was well known in the locality as a multi purpose reporter. "Thought I'd get into the spirit of the thing" she bluffed. "But you haven't come to see me" she continued. "So ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big whole hearted welcome to the star of our evening's fund raising activities...Miz No-E !"

Debbi's pre-recorded version of 'Hey, I'm Back' began to blare out and she tottered onstage as gracefully as she could with no clothes on and those wretched heels ! The audience went wild. She gave the crowd a quick scan. She saw familiar faces from the company. God, were those people she had been at college with ? She saw Jody, Lynn and the boys. The footballers she had talked to earlier in the evening had hung around and there were some other faces she thought vaguely familiar, perhaps minor celebrities of some sort.

Samantha welcomed Debbi to the stage. "Before you sit down and hide that lovely bum of yours, give everyone a twirl" Samantha instructed. Debbi had once again decided that the best way to emerge with any kind of dignity intact was to go along with the charade and pretend that it was all perfectly ok with her, so long as the charity benefitted. "I will if you will" she challenged Samantha, who looked daggers at her. Nevertheless both woman performed full 360 degree turns for the benefit of the audience and the cameras, before perching themselves on high bar stools that had been placed center stage !