A beautiful desert night

The desert temperature begins to fall as evening settles in, i put a faded denim jacket over my tie dye camisole . The wind blows through my dark brown hair and since I'm not wearing panties under my miniskirt i can feel the wind gently tickles my vagina as it blows lightly on my pubic hair. Since no one is around that can see i decide to spread my legs a little bit. Not enough to be vulgar but enough so can feel the breeze down there. I smoke a cigarette and then a joint. As I'm smoking my doobie an elderly woman of at least seventy sits down on the park bench to the right of the one I'm sitting on. She has short grey hair with brown eyes and a rather beautiful face she is wearing a pink polo shirt and a pair of blue jeans with brown leather sandals. I can't help but think that i hope I look as good at her age because she has a beautiful body as well. She must have noticed me checking her out as she says, " can i help you dear." I apologize and introduce myself and she does the same telling me her name is Sandra. I offer a hit of my joint and she takes a toke. "I used to smoke this all the time when I was your age." We start talking and she tells me she started protesting the Vietnam War after her brother who was a Green Beret was killed in action in nineteen sixty eight, she tells me about Woodstock. "You were at Woodstock?" " Yes even though i don't remember much about it because i was pretty high and took some Mushrooms during Jefferson Airplanes set." We both laugh and talk about other concerts. She tells me about seeing Black Sabbath "at a catholic high school of all places." I then ask because I thought i heard her wrong " a catholic school." She then told me the students weren't doing all that well with their bake sales so they started putting on concerts and Black Sabbath were just starting out and agreed to do a show. It being their first tour of the US. " i still like their music and back then i wanted to jump Ozzy's bones, you should have seen him back then Melanie he was so hot!" I told her i have all the Sabbath CDs in my camper. I invite her over and we go in. We take some hits off my wizard bong and show her my CD collection . I forgot i left my ballbusting DVDs out and she looks at them. "Oh dear! "I get red faced thinking way to go Melanie she now thinks you're a freak but she shocks me yet again when she says "Of course when i was young we called it nut cracking and I cracked a lot of nuts when I was your age. And from time to time still do." I ask about the last time she cracked some nuts." Oh, about a week ago i went to get my car fixed and the mechanic was working under a car, it was loud because he was using power tools so to let him know i was there i stomped on his groin." She adds with a laugh " that got his attention. " i tell her that i bet it did and we both laugh. I tell her how the first boy i kicked in school lost a testicle. She then tells me men have also lost testicles to her. I ask her about the first guy she kicked and she said it was around nineteen sixty four at a drive in theatre and she kicked him so hard he puked." I love it when they puke." She tells me so does she, she also loves it when they dance and i start to sing" do the rupture!" She starts to laugh as i tell her my all time favorite is their facial expressions . We both simultaneously say " O face." And start laughing . We talk about all the ruptures we've given out for about another hour and she goes back to her camper. The next morning before she leaves for home we exchange contact information and say our goodbyes. I'm having a real good time on this trip.