Mesa Arizona

I arrive in Mesa at the RV park and get my sewage and electric hook up and usual rental car. I pay for a week. Today i have an indigo embroidered peasant dress and my birkinstock sandals. After I get settled in I plan on going to town and kicking some balls. I can't wait to bruise some scrotums in my birkinstocks. I get everything set up and i smoke some weed from my dragon bong and i get in the car to hit the town. I park the car outside a weed shop and i head on in. I get an ounce of Sweet Magnolia Bud and i get a bong with a wizards head as well as a metal pipe and some plumbing filters for the pipe. I put my stuff in the car and drive down the street and park about a mile down and start to walk and window shop when this dude comes up and starts hassling me and pinches my tit so i kick him in the balls with the toe of my birkinstock. " Ungha" he grabs his orbs as his knees shake pointing in and out. "That'll learn'em sweetie!" some old lady yells out as he falls on his ass in a fetal position. I laugh at him and continue my window shopping until i come across an adorable little book store so i go inside and find a few books by William S. Boroughs including one called the Western Lands that i had years ago but lost my copy of . I then walk back to the car and see that guy is now sitting on a bench holding his pouch, he looks at me and whimpers " my family jewels " at which I reply " maybe you won't grab women's tits anymore ya fucking creep." Satisfied with the days shopping i go back to the camper and put water in my wizard bong , take my sandals off and sit down and toke. I start to read the Western Lands only stopping periodically to hit the bong and smoke a cigarette.