Trippin in the Desert

I batten down the hatches and head to Arizona down highway 285 south with a stop in Alamosa Colorado making it a two day trip. I call ahead to the RV park to make a reservation and away i go. A few hours in and I stop at a convenience store to get some sodas. Im wearing a pink floral peasant blouse faded denim shorts and an old pair of brown Birkinstock sandals this asshole starts hassling me" Hey baby why don't you come over here and suck this dick" I turn around and kick him square in the nuts. "GUiRk!" He grabs his crotch as his knees begin to buckle and I imitate him mockingly and laugh. His buddies also get quite a chuckle out of it as he falls to the pavement. I get in my camper and put my Pepsi in the cup holder and drive back on the highway. I had forgotten how good Birkinstock sandals are for playing kickball! I put Black Sabbath Paranoid on the CD player and sing along to War Pigs as i drive on down the road. I get to Alamosa some time later. I don't bother with a rental car since I'm only gonna be here overnight. I hook up my sewage and electric. Smoke some weed out of my little green plastic bong and get high while listening to some Greatful Dead and i go to sleep.