Another weed friendly state

After my rental car arrives at the RV park i start getting my camper set up. I get my new dragon shaped bong out and fill it with water unlatch my cabinets and drawers, set up the antique wooden clock i bought in New Orleans and get my bedding set up. After i get all that done i sit down and put my barefeet up on the table and take a few bong hits before going out to the vending machines to get a few cans of coke, my barefeet smacking the pavement i put my cokes in my campers fridge and go out again and sit on a park bench and since pot is legal in Colorado i light up a joint a middle aged woman approaches me and introduces herself as Kathy and i introduce myself." My names Melanie " i tell her.I offer her a hit of my joint and she hits it as we engage in some small talk. Kathy has short black hair cut in a very upper class style and brown eyes. She is wearing an elegant white blouse, black pants with black pumps. She out of the blue asks me. ,"Melanie sweetheart wiuld you like to meet my husband Mark and kick him in the groin." I can't believe my ears. Kathy just asked me to kick her husband in the balls " what?" Kathy repeats herself and then explains that this campground is host to an annual ballbusting convention and that all the women are ballbusters and the men are here to get their's busted. I've done fetish busting before so I know to respect safewords and pain thresholds. As kathy and I talk she tells me that the front desk must have made a mistake in admitting me because of the way I'm dressed as I'm still wearing my tie dye camisole,black leather pants and barefeet. I then tell her about my fetish experience and that i too am a ballbuster but I didn't know this was going on. " well maybe you are at the right place then." Kathy tells me. Yes Kathy, yes I am! Time to go meet Mark.