Enter the efficiency expert

A little pink haired ball of energy zooms into a large meeting hall and up to a podium surrounded by a group of women dressed alike. "HI!!!!!!!" The suger princess screams as she waves. Suddenly a somber looking woman in a short black skirt appear next to her. "This meeting of the Shinigami Womens Assocation will now come to order."

Speaking in a soft mono tone she bows slightly. "Our topic for today is the continuing discussion of one John Doe." She suddenly pulls out a small remote and with a click a picture of John appears on the screen behind them. A rather chesty blond huffs slightly. "I dont see why we need to discuss THAT man!" The little pinkette giggles playfully.

"Matsu-chan is jelous of Kitty-chan!" The aformentiond Matsu-chan slaps her hands the table. "JUST BECAUSE I CAN STILL FEEL HER!!" A softly smileing women with a long braid interupts. "And every time she 'snuggles' into his form at night, every true and uncoerced ounce of love she feels for him, AND how every ounce of love she gives him is returned ten fold?"

Matsu-chan's face does a perfect immitation of a tomato as she squeeks slightly. A red-haired women with tattoos grumbles from a corner slightly. "At least YOU didnt change genders when he stole your zanpakuto!" Ignoreing the group one Ise Nano looks at a photo of John she keeps in her notebook and sighs softly. "Oh Johnny...hic..will I ever get my chance?" As a tear falls from her soft dark eyes and hits said picture the room is suddenly bathed in a bright light.

"Hurry up! We gotta get this room looking good enough for Johnny!" "Calm down Grim, it doesnt have to be perfect." as Nano looks around she finds herself in a white room with lush green carpeting. "Nya, do you think master will still let us sleep in his room?" "Dont worry Bee-chan nya, everything will work out in the end!"
Nano huddles in a corner trying not to be seen. "W-where am I?" She whispers in a scared tone.

As Youru-chan and Bee-chan round the corner the come face to face with the terrifeid mass known as Ise Nano. "Nya? Whats this?" Bee-chan peaks into the mass. "N-Nano-chan?" Seeing Soi-fong again, ESPECAILLY in her new form seems to have been the breaking point. "KYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hurrying into the room where the room ratleing scream came from Nel, Grim, Haineko, Saru and Hebi find two shini-kittys knocked ****, swirls in their eyes and a terrified Shinigami Lieutenant quivering in a corner.

The chaos is broken by Nel when she holds back the group. "Wait! Dont hurt her!" Grim turns to Nel. "What the fuck Nel? Thats a shinigami!" Nel nods. "I know, but something is telling me to protect her...at least until John gets back." Grim's eyes seem to cloud over for a second. "Now that you mention it....I seem to be getting a simmilar feeling. OI! Monkey girl, ya know her?"

Strolling down the hall whistleing a happy tune after a rather NORMAL meeting for once you run into two very happy looking girls as you turn the corner. "Oh hey Loly-chan, Menoly-chan! Just the girls I was looking for!" (In tandem) "Johnny!!" Chuckleing at their seeming over exuberence. "So ready for our lunch date?"

They hop in the air slightly. "YEAH!" Looking sheepishy to them you grin slightly. "Would it be ok if we had it at your place?" Menoly cocks her head as Loly puts her finger to her lip. "Is something wrong with your room John?" You slump your shoulders slightly as you look to the ground. "Um...could I...explain as we go?"

Menoly nods slightly. "Um...ok. Everythings alright though...right?" Loly joins her sister in a shared concerned look. "Yeah..Just...some..unintentional remodeling."
After being seated near a small round dineing table you begin your tale of woe. You grumble slightly as the girls fall all over themselves laughing at your plight.

"Hey...its not THAT funny.." You mumble slightly. Whipeing a tear from her eyes Loly hugs you softly. "Oh Johnny, your just too sweet for your own good." Menoly soon joins her takeing your other side. "But that's one of the best things about you, so dont you dare change..you hear?"

Enjoying the simple meal the girls prepaired for you (Simple but delicious, and you can tell they put all their hearts into makeing it for you.) You decide to tell the tail of your life sofar. "That sounds scary..." Loly whispers as she shivers slightly from the description of the clerk and your trip to this world. "...John....if..given the chance....would you go back to your world?" Menoly whispers with a sad tone.

"Never, if it ment leaveing you and the rest of the girls alone I would NEVER return, EVER!" Your determination startles the girls. "But, wont you miss your family?" Loly adds as she looks to you. "Girls, you ARE my family. Every single one of you is precious to me. I love each and everyone of you with every ounce of my heart and soul." As you whisper these words to the girls they start to tear up slightly.

"Even...us?" Loly whispers softly. You smile warmly to them. "Yes Loly-chan, I love you and Menoly-chan, and I promise that I will do my hardest to make sure you never feel alone or unloved again." Loly and Menoly pounce upon you crying tears of joy. You sit on their floor holding the slim girls as they cry thems selves out speeking soothing words of love you gently stroke their backs and hold them to you.

Placeing them into their beds and kissing them goodnight you let yourself out of the room. Standing infront of your door you take a long and slow breath. "Well...hear goes nothing