To the Fallen Leaf Academy!

The Fallen Leaf Academy sits in the middle of the city of Lianhong, surrounded on all sides by a high wall to keep the riff-raff out. Among Eastern-style buildings with slanted roofs, elegant young ladies in kimonos practice the ancient arts of calligraphy, tea preparation, magical theory and kung fu. There's even a hot spring on the grounds.

"Of course," Mistress Plum explains, as the three of you stand outside the main gates, "no men are allowed inside the walls. So you'll have to come up with some kind of disguise if you want to get away with... ah..."

Daisy has her arm around the shoulders of the dark-haired schoolmistress, who's beginning to look like she regrets having asked you for help. "Stripping all the girls completely stark naked?" she says, happily.

Plum sighs. "I suppose so. Look, I wouldn't be coming to you if the situation wasn't ****. Recently the school has been troubled by a series of... compromising photographs, clearly taken on our grounds, circulating throughout the city. Somebody has been sneaking in and snapping shots of our students in the hot springs, in the dormitories, even in the punishment rooms."

"You have punishment rooms?"

"Discipline is important. Anyway, I think it must be the jade elves. And there's only one way I could think of to stop them."

"Public naked humiliation of pretty Asian girls! Sorry, I mean eastern!"

"If you absolutely must put it like that." Plum sniffs in disdain. "But it's vital that nobody knows I'm involved in this, you understand? Just expose the kunoichis as quick as you can and get it over with. Don't let any suspicion fall on me."

"Don't worry about that." You let your arm fall around Plum's other shoulder, and give her a friendly smile. "I know a great way to make sure nobody will suspect you one bit..."