Happy Day Hollows

With a soft chuckle to yourself you look up at the slowly setting sun, the bright iridescent star closest to earth slowly lowering into the ocean leaving behind the silent twilight of the night. It had been a rather interesting day in your opinion, from eating authentic Japanese street food to going shopping with some oddly enthusiastic women you must say you enjoyed yourself...and the company was only the best.

Say whatever you want about Szayel's personality, as horrible as it is the man really knows his craftsmanship better than anyone. The first thing was how his 'blank slate' Gigai seemed to conform to the souls of the user, hell if you hadn't known any better than the first time you looked in a mirror after donning your disguise you almost would have thought you were never turned into a hollow in the first place. From your head to your toes and even your clothes were just like the ones you had worn the day you had arrived with that invitation, it was quite the step back in time for you.

Glancing to your side your eyes first meet with the short blond haired Lilynette, her human body clothed in short cropped jean shorts, almost Daisy Dukes by the look of it, and a simple white undershirt with a short vest combo for a top. Her helmet like mask was replaced with a much softer looking wool knit cap and what was once a bony protrusion over her left eye was now a medical looking eye patch, something that she proudly toted thinking that it made her look 'tough' for a human.

Coyote barely looked any different aside from her clothing, well worn and somewhat baggy pants and a tight fitting black tank top over her chest that showed off her comparatively generous chest as well as the fact that she was too lazy to actually put on a bra. In a rather amusing salute to lazy punk fashion she had a weathered flannel shirt tied around her waist and a pair of simple looking boots on her feet. Around her neck the remnants of her hollow necklace had transformed slightly, mimicking a thick chained silver ring that surrounded her neck before plunging into her cleavage.

The most interesting aspect of Tia's human body was also the most obvious; the fact that while in a human body Tia now lacked the hollow mask which had previously covered her face. This revelation brought about a storm of kisses from the blond haired woman, her arms wrapping tight around you as her tongue danced with yours. It was almost frightening how much she enjoyed kissing you, her blushing smiles only accentuating the weirdness of hearing her murmur something about your taste. Aside from that Tia was dressed normally compared to the other two, a simple sleeveless top with a floor length dress that swayed with the wind. Yet the tightness of the top as well as more than a few errant breezes revealed that she too had neglected to wear a bra.

With these three beauties you had spent the day shopping, eating, laughing, having you ass grabbed by Tia, being kisses by all three girls, and generally having a very good time...

Then why was it you couldn't relax?

For some reason you cast another stare over your shoulder, your eyes searching the growing shadows before you shrug it off for the tenth time that day. Almost since you first got started out that afternoon with the girls you've had the feeling that someone was watching you, spying on you, examining your every move...and it was really starting to get on your nerves. Glancing once more to the girls at your side you see that they have noticed it too, silent body language showing loud and clear their awareness of the odd presence.

"What is that, tenth time or something," you mutter softly, a whispering tone being heard by only the girls and yourself, "whoever it is, is really getting on my nerves."

"I agree," Tia is next to speak up, her voice soft and clear without the hindrance of her facemask, "if it were one or more of the other Hollows who followed us for surveillance then it would be alright but this..."

"It's not a Hollow," Lilynette mutters, her hands coming to the front of her body as she begins to loudly crack her knuckles, "It's Shinigami."

"Kind of powerful ones too," Coyote muses lazily, her head turned up to the sky as she lazily lays her head on your shoulder, "and one of them feels different..."

"So you sensed it too," Tai interrupts and, not one to be outdone, she too lays her head upon your other shoulder, "I thought it was my imagination."

"What do you mean different Coyote-chan?" So as to not seem suspicious you smile to all of the girls, two of your arms reaching out and pulling Coyote and Tai even closer to you while Lilynette continues to walk ahead of the group, "are they preparing a spell or something?"

"N-Nothing like that John," Coyote stutters cutely, her lazy love struck deep brown eyes looking into yours as she speaks, "i-it feels...like one of us."

"One of us," You mutter to yourself, briefly casting another glance over your shoulder before turning back to the road. Long ago the four of you had left the inner workings of the city, trees surrounding you and not a single soul to be seen in either direction as you continue down the road, "Is that even possible?"

"Aizen-sama once said that he had made a few of them," Lilynette mumbles, jealousy thick in her voice as she glances back at you and the two blushing Espada females, "Shinigami with the powers of a Hollow."

Sighing deeply you signal for the girls to stop, all of you coming to a gradual halt as the feeling continues to pulse at your backs, "Wonderful...do you think we'll get out of here without a fight?"

"I don't think we will John," Tai's voice is regretful as she gives you a regretful stare, "it seems that their spiritual pressure is building, like they are preparing for one."

“I would try Garganta John,” Coyote mumbles, her fingers starting to twiddle with one another as she sheepishly admits, “but in a human body I can’t…and the second we leave them the Shinigami will probably be on us in seconds.”

“Just peachy,” With a soft sigh you remove your arms from the two taller Espada women, the thick silver wrist band attached firmly to it as you speak, “Let’s go greet our stalkers shall we?” One by one the girls touch the band, a right flash of light engulfing the area and leaving nothing behind but three very annoyed looking Espada and you.

Just as Coyote predicated out of the shadows of a nearby building three figures leap from the darkness, two male and one female and each of them brandishing a sword. One male glares at you with utter vehemence, his massive butcher’s cleaver looking blade shining wrathfully with the waning light of the setting sun. His hair is a bright strawberry blond color and it move little with the evening winds.

The other man has a head of shockingly bright crimson hair and a variety of tattoos cover his face. Perched atop his inked brow is a pair of rather expensive looking sunglasses and lounging on his shoulder is a curved blade with many protrusions pointing out from one side as it grows from thin at the hands to thicker at the tip.

Finally the girl is much shorter and apparently more rational than either of the others. Her hair is pitch black coloration, a dark shade that seems to reflect a subdued blue in the fading illumination of the sun, “Are you the new Arrancar that we have heard of?”

With an annoyed sigh you cross your arms over your chest, “Yes, I am…and dare I ask who you are?”

The red haired man looks ready to shout something at you but he is stopped by the short girl, her hand shooting out and silencing him immediately, “We are the Shinigami that protect this region.”

“Wonderful,” you say with a smile and a clap, “well nice to meet you but we really should be going. Now Coyote-chan if you cou-“

“You really think you’re leaving here you bastard?” The red haired man speaks out as he points his oddly shaped sword at you, “First you steal a Zanpakuto and then Yoruichi and Sui-fong go missing!”

“Oh, so that’s what Bee-chan’s name is,” You say as you gently stroke your chin plate, “thank you for telling me. I would have just spent the next couple hundred years calling her Bee-chan all this time…but then again she does like the nickname.”

“What have you done with Yoruichi and Sui-fong?” The short hair girl demands, her glare at your group growing more dangerous by the second.

“They invaded my house, I did something, and then invited them to stay,” You say with a shrug, “Seemed like a good idea at the time and they practically jumped at the idea.”

Smirking a bit Lilynette chuckles, “Oh they really did, didn’t they ‘Master.’”

Seeing four Hollows begin to chuckle at their arrogant misfortune almost seems to be too much, the strawberry blond character coming forward at last as he speaks, “We won’t ask again. Where are Yoruichi-san and Sui-fong-san?”

After quieting your chuckles you shake your head slightly, “Look, I’m sorry for messing with you so I won’t keep blowing smoke up your ass. To tell you the truth Yoruichi and Bee-chan don’t want to return and even if I was willing to give them up, they would never leave my side. Sorry for your loss but they are mine now, I love them just as much as I love the rest of my girls so my suggestion is to trust that they are in good hands.”

The moment ‘your girls’ crosses your lips the short black haired girl seems to blush a bit and for some reason the red haired man stumbles, both hands gripping his sword as he seems to struggle holding it level. Not noticing either of these things the strawberry blond raises his sword and points it towards the center of your chest and right where your hollow hole is present, “And if I say I don’t believe that?”

Smirking to yourself you let your hand fall to your side, your fingers brushing up against the handle of your blade as you reply, “Then I’d say you’re making trouble that I’m going to have to stop…”