The night before

The night before we were all sat in the front room talking about nothing in protcler my dad had his night cigar and my mum her cigarette non of us kids smoke or at least never seen it. There was this stupid soap opera on T.V my mum loves them for some reason we all had on night clothes

My dad was in gray pajamas bottoms with no top so his fat hairy belly was out for us all to see

My mum was in a white to with a big pink love hart on it her big F cup boobs (that I think are fake) a pushing it out she also has a pink pajama bottoms on

My oldest sister is wearing a green pajama top you just and bottoms

I was in a blue onesy with yellow and green butterfly's on it I have big F boobs like mum but my ones are 100% real

My brother like my dad has no top on and has Red shorts on

Last my half-sister she wearing a black pajama dress with a big Cape behind

We were relaxing with drink and the parents smoking when my dad asks.

"You kids ready for this trip" asks my dad (Rob) puffing on his cigar

"I think am ready to go got all my book and clothes" I say

"I think I am" my older sister (Megan) says

"Well that good at least some are unlikeyour mum" Rob says grumply not looking at any of us

"What about you two are you ready he looks at my younger brother (Richard) and half-sister (Molly)

"Yes I am fatty" Molly says to him

"Yes but I don't like the idea there be no clubs no pubs no girls except for mum and my sisters and I am not going to fuck them" says my Richard

"We would don't want to fuck you anyway" Megan says to him

"Ha ha ha funny not" says Richard "anyway as I was saying this thing will be slower as shit why are we going"

"To see the word" I tell him

"I forgot you love that stuff but not me" he spits with anger at me

That when my mum (Beth) blurts out "Darren just took Vicki to bed he should be with Lizzy" we all look at her like she was mad well she is mad but non of us care about that

"How can you watch that crap" says Megan

"It has good storys and interesting" Beth tells her

"Okay if you say so" Megan says

"Why do let her watch it" asks Molly to my Rob

"She is happy with a Smoke and those shows so she fuck me good it's the only good thing about her" Rob explains

"Gross" all us kids say

"You kid's should learn a woman has a place and men get what we need "

"Your a pig "Molly tells him but he laughed

"I can also tell you all to go to bed like now so night night don't let the bed bugs bit" he laughed again and waved as off our mum just watched her show with no idea what happened