Tiny Chatty Bus Slut

You orgasm in the office slut and leave her to your coworkers. You answer the phone right before it goes to voicemail, confused as to why the chatty red head would call you in the middle of a work day. Before you can get out a hello she's off.

"So like I took a test and I'm totally preggers. Congratulations! But see it's kinda a problem because my Daddy found the test and he knows it's not his kid, because he wouldn't fuck Mommy until she told him the truth. And so she told him about that phone call and how some random dude on a bus knocked me up. And then he kicked me out. So I went to the government to try and earn my placement, but they said they were plum out of room! Too many men have been knocking up too many sluts and there just isn't enough room for us all. And I can't find anyone to hire me because I'm pregnant! So see I was wondering if you could claim me because I don't know where else to go. And the sex was so good."

She finally pauses and you take the moment to consider your options. Technically you could do nothing. You don't know how you'll be able to afford another slut, especially a pregnant one. But on the other hand she was a pretty good lay, and very expressive. You wouldn't mind waking up to her every morning. And you're sure your sluts would love her.