You find yourself in an ancient tomb...

You find yourself inside of an ancient tomb, with a thick layer of dust coating the floors. Several torches are lit and burning in the tomb giving you enough light to see a pedastal in the middle of the room. You walk over to the pedastal, push its heavy stone lid off of the top and peer inside to see a golden sceptre with a huge egg shaped diamond embedded in the end of it.

"This thing must be worth a fortune," you think to yourself as you carefully lift it out of the pedastal. As you run your fingers over the engravings along the length of the sceptre, you hear movement behind you. Quickly, you turn around to see a dusty, sweaty but still very sexy Lara Croft.

"Who the hell are you," Lara says in a pissed off tone. "How did you get in here?"

You pry your eyes from her huge tits encased in a sports bra, and try to answer her questions. "I'm Lingham, a treasure hunter like you. As for how I got in here, well I suppose you could say that I came in the backdoor..."

"Whatever you say. I don't care how you got in here, but that sceptre is mine. Hand it over."

You know that the moment that you give her the sceptre, she'll leave you here in the tomb, so you try to compromise. "By rights," you say slowly, "I found this sceptre first, so it belongs to me." You see her narrow her eyes in anger and quickly suggest your compromise. As you speak you make the best eye contact you can, and feel your attraction spell begin to work on her. "I'll give you this sceptre, free of charge, if you do one thing for me, Lara..."