Pulled Over!

Lauren realized her mistake. In her panic to get away she'd been going 80 in a 40 mile zone! She hit the breaks, but the cop was already signalling her to pull over. Stomach feeling tight, she stopped the car along the side of the busy thoroughfare.

She looked in the rear-view and saw a female officer stepping out. Lauren sunk in her sleep, crossing her arm over her chest and slamming the other between her thighs.

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The woman asked, but then she froze when she saw Lauren. Her eyes widened.

"Are... are you naked?" She asked, shocked.

"Uh..." Lauren stammered. "...Yeah."

"So, not only were you going double the speed limit, but you're driving naked?" The officer shook her head in angry bewilderment.

"Let's see your license." The officer put out her hand.

"Uh... I don't have it." Lauren said sheepishly.

"Well, you've now confessed to three crimes." The officer shook her head in disapproval.

"It looks like I have to take you in. Out of the car."