Make the World A Better Place

You think about the power of the stone, and then you remember a Hulu commercial you saw for The Kardashians. You wonder how powerful the stone is, and you concentrate: "All of Kris Jenner's daughters went broke. Kim had to take a job as a Hooters waitress. Khloe works the night shift at a 7-11 in Anaheim, Kourtney is a cocktail waitress in Reno, Kendall is a stripper at a strip club in Las Vegas, and Kylie works at a Taco Bell in L.A.."

You go to your computer and go to a search engine and look up the Kardashians, and everything you said about them has become reality. "Damn, this thing is powerful." You think of what to do next. "There are no sexually transmitted diseases, and no woman can get pregnant unless she wants to. Any sex I have with a woman is the greatest sex she has ever had. I can produce as much semen as I like. I can also walk around naked, and no one cares."

You strip naked and leave your office.