The Gruedo Dessert..

Lily and Shiek had managed to defeat a pair of floating bongo hands…

But soon…. They would face their greatest challenges at the dessert…

“Arghh…. What the hell happened?” Asked Lily as she and Shiek got up to find themselves in a prison cell…

“Ohh great…. We’ve got absolutely nothing now…. Whoever imprisoned us took away our shit!” Said Lily

“Hmm…. Maybe they’re a way we can get out of here yet!” Said Shiek as a guard came in with two cutlasses…

“Yarh….. We’ve come for your booty!!!” Said the guard

“Hey…. That’s my line!”

“Um…. That… be treasure you know!”

“Oh that’s too bad…. I’ve got a nice pile of treasure right below my waist that you can plunder!”

“Umm….. thanks but….. I don’t have a cock, we may be a superior race of women….. but we’re not futas!”

“Shut up and kiss us dammit!!!” Said Shiek angrily

“Woah…. Such hostility…. Hmm…. Fine…. But no escaping got it!”

“Yep!” Said Lily giving her the thumbs up as well crossing her fingers as Shiek smiled mischievously…

The guard came in as Lily kicked her in the cunt…

“Oww…. What did I say about escaping you dumb b—- Bbahahahahha!!!” Screamed the guard as Lily stomped on her cunt

“Cmon…. Let’s get the fuck outta of here before someone finds us!” Said Sheik as they exited their cell and ran out of the room they were in….

Meanwhile outside….

“Alright you desert bitches….. I know you’re in there…… I’m going to be taking over your entire fortress from down under!! Said Ganondorf

“……. Um….. I don’t think anyones here!” Said Phil

“Well…… now what….. i just take time out of my schedule just for them to not be fucking here!!”

“Sir…… we could just raid the place and take it over while they’re gone!”

“Ugh…. Fine…… But if I see any of those dumb bitches in there…… I’m going to go gun Ho on their asses!!”

“Whatever you say sir….” Said Phil as they walked right in….