Mocked by Britney

"There you go sweety!" Britney laughed. "Now your cute little chunky bod won't get burned!"

"It's not chunky!" Lauren said, cupping her now slick body.

"Sure it's not you chunky monkey!" Britney mocked, pinching Lauren's lovehandle and giving it a good shake. The half drunk audience laughed wildly as Lauren squealed and flinched away.

Satisfied with her work, Britney tossed aside the sunscreen and looked for another drink. Lauren sulked for a moment, utterly humiliated. This day was a total disaster! Instead of spending the day flirting with hot guys Lauren was butt naked getting fondled by her rival! Well she'd had enough. Lauren stomped over towards the others, trying to ignore their amused glances and giggles. Lauren opened the cooler and grabbed a beer. What was the point in being sober after this disaster of a day?