Lauren waits for her luggage

Lauren waited at the baggage carousel. And waited. And waited. Finally, after everyone else on her plane had come and gotten their luggage (many of them pointing and laughing at the towel clad Lauren they'd all seen naked), Lauren found a nearby baggage attendant.

"Where is my bag?" She asked frantically.

"All the bags from this flight have been unloaded." The man said in a heavy french accent.

"What?! All my stuff is in that bag!" Lauren said, terror growing. "My clothes, everything I brought to France!"

"The airline is not responsible for any lost luggage." The man said with a shrug.

"But... but... I'm supposed to spend a month in France with nothing but a towel to wear!?!"