Power plays, penalties, and porno

"You know he is going to regret that. It's a two minute power play for the Islanders starting from inside the defensive zone and now Johnson has to spend time with the Islander's penalty keeper, Svitievitch," an inset showed the image of a heavily muscled woman in Islanders' uniform, which was tight enough in the picture to leave nothing to the imagination. "Alexa Svitievitch has been cited eight times for improper punishment, more than anyone else in the NHL. Have to say I was surprised that the Islanders kept her."

Johnson skated over to the penalty box, to be greeted by Svitievitch in a tight Islander-colored dominatrix leather outfit prominently topped by a barely-there quarter cup halter that did pretty much nothing to hold up her massive D cups. Johnson stripped off his clothing, and after a gesture from the dominatrix, went over to a standing X and allowed himself to be strapped in. A referee in the penalty box said something to the Svitievitch.

"The referee is reminding Svitievitch not to go overboard for this penalty. He's signaled the rink, and there is the puck drop and the whip stroke! The Islanders are going to try and keep the pressure up, number 27 Mucasey's out for 3 as he cums under the ministration of Sully, puck around the back of the net..."

A small inset cam showed Johnson receiving a thorough whipping in the penalty box; another showed a replay of Mucasey thrusting hard into Sully, an attractive brunette, on the bench. He had her bent over, hands on the boards, doing her nearly doggie style. He paused for a second, but Sully pushed back, not giving him a break, and after a second, Mucasey thrust into her hard, clearly cumming and Sully stood up, grabbing a towel to wipe herself off. The Islanders coach looked crossly at Mucasey, while a timer showed 3 minutes under Mucasey's name, reading 'out of game'.