Go safe

You realize that whatever you wear, people will hit on you if you go anywhere in costume. So there's no need to make it TOO easy for onlookers.

"The best treats are the ones you have to unwrap," you muse to yourself as you pull up to the nearest Halloween store.

The shop is one of those seasonal spots, occupying a storefront that goes empty the rest of the year. You walk in and are immediately greeted by the sights and sounds of the season.

The store is adorned in black and orange with large displays of scarecrows, pumpkins, styrofoam headstones, faux spider-webs, and bats hanging from the ceiling. The store display is arranged in a U-formation with the outer walls containing make-up, effects, and decorations, including spookt life size animitronic figures. In the middle of the store are the costumes, everything from spooky to sultry, but it's sparse in any case. Being the day of Halloween, the selection is sparse.

There's only a few other last minute shoppers and two employees. One is a young woman, clearly in her early 20s, a pale goth girl with short hair dyed aqua-marine. Her thick eyeliner and blood red lipstick contrast sharply with her alabaster skin. Under her sleeveless black shirt and pleated black mini-skirt, orange fishnets cover her arms and legs (making you think she's wearing a fishnet body suit). She also has thigh- high leather combat boots. Despite being lithe and no bustier than a B-cup by your estimation, she had thick thighs and an ample booty that the her skirt is doing little to hide. Her name tag reads, "Erin".

The other employee is a man in his late 30s, either Hispanic or very tan. He is wearing a tight black T-shirt with the store logo on it. His broad chiseled chest straining against the fabric and his bare arms displaying a full sleeve of tatoos on his right arm, while his left is ink free. His black jeans don't look so much tight as they are well filled out. He has a salt and pepper beard and you can make out a similarly silver head of hair poking out beneath his backwards black baseball cap. His nametag reads "Marco".

Now that you have the lay of the land, what do you check out first?