Knock on the closest door

Figuring that talking to a guard would only bring you trouble, you make your way to the first door on your left and give it a single, hard knock.

A beautiful girl having black hair with a bluish tinge answers the door. She is wearing a silk shift that covers from her knees to the top of her breasts, not immodest in their size. The girl has a ruffled look on her face, like she was just asleep, but she is still rather comely. With her hazel colored eyes, smooth, creamy skin, and shapely thighs, you can kind of see why Scars would offer his medallion to her. She might be the prettiest girl you've ever seen, barring yourself of course.

"Uh, are you Elena?" You ask, not sure what else to say.

"Yes." The girl says suspiciously, "Who are you?"

"Um..." You didn't really plan anything beyond this point, and now you think that was a terrible idea.

"Wait..." Elena squints her eyes at you, looking deep into the eye-slit of your helmet, "You're not really a guard at all, are you?"

Oh no. She's going to scream, you think to yourself. She'll bring the whole house down on me and they'll take me to prison. I'll probably spend the rest of my days in a dungeon, servicing the guards and the other prisoners. They'll make me eat rotten meat and maggoty bread, and I'll be lucky if I ever get to bathe. I'll never get the Shining Stone back. I'll never be able to save the Isle of Seven Stones. I'll never find out why it's called a 'hamburger' even though there's no ham in it. A number of other depressing images roll through your head as you can only despair and start babbling to the girl, hoping she'll forgive you.

"Ohhh~! I LOVE this fantasy!" Elena squeals, "Colvo must have remembered today was my birthday! How sweet of him, I must pay him back for this!"

"Listen, I'm sorry I.....what?"

"Come in! Come in! You must be one of the new girls here, that's why I didn't recognize you at first." She says as she eagerly walks to the back of the room.

You stare at her incredulously as she makes her way to the bed and lies down on it, arms and legs spread apart. She curls a finger towards you, urging you forward, and you dumbly follow her, not sure exactly what is going on.

"Alright sir, I'm ready for my interrogation now." Elena says with a pout on her lips.