Two masturbating blondes

"Frank, this is so dirty and perverted!" came from the blonde on the left in a squeaky soprano who was sitting in Frank's living room with her also blonde friend and fumbling with herself.

"Sssh, I don't think it's that perverse, Walter! Or should I say Valerie to you? Hihihi!" grinned the other there.
"But hey, how about we find something long, hard to make it more slippery down there?" she continued.