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Chapter 92
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What do you do?
Pick up Niki's dress.
Luna awaits your arrival in the morning. She hands the suit over to you, and after you both pay a large portion of your remaining funds in return, she takes your companion towards a door in the back. "I'll be right back, Sir Warren. When I return, your friend will be made anew."
"Why do I have to change out here?" you ask.
"Please. You would have me undress this lovely lady in the opened shop? What if someone were to enter? Now be patient. Beauty takes time." She then proceeds through the door and closes it gently behind her.
You're left to your own devices in the otherwise empty shop. Yeah, but what happens to me if someone comes in? Whatever.
It takes some doing, but you eventually you undress and assemble your own attire. It's made up of a fancy black suit jacket with a buttoned blue vest, and a white undershirt beneath that. The wrists have a flourish to match said vest, as does your collar, while your feet and hands are both adorned in white. Luna really went above and beyond. You've never felt so fancy. She even threw in a gorgeous silver scabbard which, while it doesn't fit your weapon perfectly, really ties the look together. Not only that, but the whole outfit is smooth and comfortable. It seems to be mostly silk.
You pose in front of a full-length mirror. If someone didn't know you, they'd assume you be a nobleman.
I hope this whole thing is worth it. I thought we'd make more coin from the cyclops quest.
Finally, the two step back out from the backroom, and you gaze in awe at the exotic beauty before you.
Niki chest is held by decorated, shimmering, golden fabric, which crosses over beneath her neck to wrap around the back. Beneath her bust, not only does the gold trail down and around to her back as well, but chains dangle from the center, each holding a small red gemstone. Not only is the fabric illustrious, but the gold turns gradually to orange as it moves outwards, like the flames of the sun. Frilly, ribbon-covered material wraps around her waist, and it flows down to her feet, though the entire left side is opened so high that the cut nearly reaches her hip. This reveals a pair of matching boots adorned with more tiny red stones, and they stretch up just past her knees, though leaves the top of her feet bare, much like a pair of sandals. Her arms are covered by the same sort of gold silk, from which comes translucent, light-weight material, which flow behind her as she moves. These ribbons extend out from her dress as well. If she were to be hit by a powerful breeze, she would look like some sort of sun goddess. Finally, a thin chain wraps around her head, from which dangles a few more of those gemstones to match the rest.
She steps forward. You look to her dark, exposed skin--her slender legs, moving towards you, and her bare midriff, further contrasted by the vibrant colour of her new attire. You look to her distractingly present cleavage, and note that it's fortunate that her markings remain covered.
Her lips are painted to match her wardrobe, and even her eyes and cheeks have been subtly done-up.
"I look ridiculous," Niki mutters.
One might be able to tell whether her blush is from the cosmetics or her own embarrassment, but you know better.
"You look great. Though I admit, I never thought I'd see you in something like that. It's hard to even imagine."
Luna leans on the table nearby. "That isn't any way to speak to a lady, Sir Warren. You best show her a good time. You don't want to be late, so feel free to leave your things here in the meantime, all right?"
"What about my mace?" asks Niki.
"You may take it if you'd like," Luna says. "Though I have a feeling that if a fight were to break out, you wouldn't need it anyway."
That seems to stroke Niki in the right way, as she looks content. "You're right. The mace is unnecessary."
She looks smokin', like a princess meets a belly dancer. Her personality doesn't fit at all, but wow. She really pulls it off.
What do you do?
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(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
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