Paige

Paige makes her entrance, clad in her cleavage showing top and tight black shorts, sans fishnets, with an arrogant expression on her face, and Mandy and Sonya in tow. The crowd was booing loudly as the Anti-Diva made her entrance, over the past few weeks, she and her teammates in Absolution had been on a power trip. On their first night, they had taken out Mickie James, Sasha Banks, and Bayley, making a big statement. And, it had only gotten worse from there. The next week, after she had defeated Dana in a quick match, Absolution had pounced on the Undefeated Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka. Not only that, they had shockingly stripped her to her bra and panties, before leaving her handcuffed to the ropes so everyone could see her stripped body for minutes on end, forcing the show to go to commercial for nearly ten minutes before refs could get her free. The following week, Sasha and Bayley had returned to try and get ****, only to get stifled quickly, with them stripping both of them like they had Asuka and then making Sasha beg to be stripped naked instead of her friend, exposing the Legit Boss’ nude body to the whole world.

“Well well well, what a fantastic few weeks these have been,” Paige says as she enters the ring, an insufferably smug smirk on her face while the crowd reacts in a mixed fashion, some loving the added risqué and sexual content she had added, while others viewed her actions as going way to far. “I have shown, well, WE have shown why all these women in the back should be bowing down to us! Nobody’s seen Asuka since we exposed her, Sasha’s Twitter has been mercifully silent, you’re all welcome!” Paige announces, taking a slow and condescending bow while Mandy and Sonya applaud behind her.

“But apparently, nobody in this ungrateful division seems to appreciate what I’m doing! And everybody seems to be simply barmy enough to think that they can mess with me! So, I figure that I should issue a little challenge to any of the women in the back for a special match. Anyone who wants to take issue with what I’ve done and stand up for your friends, you are all free to do so! But...but but but, there’s a twist. It’s only fair that after all I’ve done, you thank me. So, when I win our match, whoever answers and loses, they’re gonna have to kiss my pale arse in front of the whole viewing audience!” Paige cockily laughs after she announces her stipulation, the crowd actually popping as Paige spins around, shaking her thick booty, the bottoms of her ass cheeks slightly showing out of the bottom of her shorts.

“That’s right! Who wants to come out and be the first to thank me? Come on down and kiss me arse!” Paige cockily proclaims, turning towards the entrance area and waiting for someone to come down, not at all caring who did.