Orihime

"Well since we couldn't be alone together in the classroom then how about we go back to your house?" Ichigo asked blankly to Orihime.
Orihime glowed bright red from the suggestion. Tatsuki, however, took this as a huge insult, especially since they'd just kind of confessed that they liked each other. She came crashing down with an elbow to his head. Ichigo stood for a few moments before dropping directly to the floor. Tatsuki stormed away yelling, "YOU DESERVED THAT YOU STUPID MORON!"
Orihime was dumbfounded as she stared at the **** Ichigo. She tried rolling him over onto his back and saw that his face had turned bright blue. "OH MY GOD ICHIGO!" she shouted as she quickly dug into her backpack and pulled out what was left of her lunch.
"Don't worry Ichigo I'll make you better with my BBQ, melted goat cheese, broccoli cake." She stuffed a chunk of the freakishly green and red concoction down his throat and began to shake him violently. He woke up for only a second then was knocked back out from the awful taste in his mouth.
A/N: Orihime's food could kill people. And you got Ichigo to eat some! Are you crazy? That's what happens when someone who can't cook, thinks they can. Want to try again and see how you do? Go ahead!