Option Two

"T-tell me you're not serious..."

"i'm serious. i do. to be completely honest, i kinda, sorta did it...recently."

She stared at the floor for a second, then her eyes narrowed to normal. After a while of that she....giggled?

"are you laughing?"

"Yeah. I can't believe what's happening! You mean to tell me we both masturbate thinking about each other? That's...God, that's priceless!"

"hmm? are you feelin' ok?" Dammit, i broke her mind.

She looked back at me, smiling under tears. "Well, now what?"

"huh?"

"I mean...if we both do that to each other, i assume you wanna have sex with me."

"...yeah, kinda. i can assume the same thing about you."

"...That's a safe assumption..."

What do you say after that? 'Well, lets fuck, then' seemed right, but Shana wouldn't go for that.

"i heard you say it was your first orgasm. was that the first time, or do you usually suck at that?"

"First time. I tried before, but i didn't know what your..junk looks like, so i couldn't."

"well, you know now."

"Ha ha, yeah!"

"is that the only reason you waited till now?"

"Well....no, it isn't. I feel dumb saying this, but...knowing you got hurt to defend me kinda...i dunno, it made me feel...hot, i guess. I shouldn't say that! Knowing you, you'll probably start getting in fights all the time so i'll want you, won't you, ya perv? Ha ha."

"maybe." I wanted to keep going to something else, but i couldn't **** the words out. It was like trying to make a coward walk the plank or something. So...

[or maybe you could just be my girlfriend or something, so we can have sex whenever, without having to break bones]

"Uh....w-well, i don't know about all that, but....!"

[why not?]

"Well, it's just that....well, i mean...you-you know what i'm trying to say, right?" I shook my head. "I'm saying that...we're...we're friends...It'd be kinda..."

"right?"

"............"

"you can't tell me you never thought about it."

"I can so! Just...not honestly."

"so what's the problem?"