Option One

"A-are you serious!?"

"uh-huh."

"Wh...But...We're just...oooo. I-i think maybe you should see if you can walk home. I'm sorry, but i can't have you around here like this. I'm so sorry..." She left the room again, this time in tears.

My legs were in good shape, so i managed to hoof it home with my torso and arms dangling like in a zombie movie. I got in bed and stared at the ceiling for a while.