It's Tuesday

Argh. You wake up with another sore back... or maybe it's the same sore back again. Either way, you've got to start making some money so you can afford a place of your own.

A quick check of your viewer level indicates you still haven't reached the minimum for monetization on any of your platforms. As far as your Patreon activity goes... hey, you have one. Someone has pledged a buck a month to help.

While it's exciting getting your first patron, a buck a month isn't really going to dramatically alter your lifestyle. On the other hand, at least someone thinks what you're doing is worthwhile... which is really satisfying.

Now you've just got to figure out how to increase the number of subscribers, viewers and patrons by five or six orders of magnitude.

That probably won't be easy but every single viral blog, stream or podcast accomplished the task and you figure there's no reason you can't as well. After all, you've got the most important content in the universe. Assuming your sim theory is right, of course.