Of course I do.

Never one to pass up an opportunity like this, you root around in the hamper, examining your sister's delicate underthings, occasionally caressing your against the fabrics and smelling their delicious smells.

After a couple of layers, you see a note.

If you're Paul and you're reading this note: GOTCHA

OH FUCK.

We suspected you were rooting around our laundry, and now we have proof! We've taken a picture and unless everything is returned exactly as it was, then YOUR ASS IS OURS.

FUCK FUCK FUCK, you think to yourself. There's no way you can return the clothes to exactly the way they were! You are TOTALLY and COMPLETELY SCREWED! FUCK!!

If you don't want this reported to Mom & Dave (and let us warn you, Dave is quite the disciplinarian!), then you will do EXACTLY as we say!

First, you will VIDEO yourself (yes, with your cell phone) kneeling in front of the hamper as you take each and every item and KISS IT and then SMELL IT for a MINIMUM of three second each! Then you will copy the video to a shared folder (shared with Dawn & Rebecca) called 'PAUL'S SHAME.'

That is our **** material! Isn't it fun being blackmailed by your two sisters?
At the bottom of the hamper there will be further instructions.
HAVE FUN!