October 25th, 1985

You hazard a guess, knowing that she's not much older than you are. All you know is her birthday, one she shares with one of your best friends.

"October 25th, 1985?" you say, trying to sound confident.

"Close, but no!" answers Doug, playing an annoying sound effect.

You sigh. You blew it.

Back to jerking off to her nipple slips, you wannabe fan!