Nothing I can think of, however... (Pink Trigger)

Listen, I made spectacles that allow me to see through George's eyes, right? Isn't that good enough? It's already such a rare treat for me to place myself together with these two, why should I ask for any more? Especially seeing as I'm a man of love... That's right. The very witnessing of love is enough for me. After all, while it would be splendid to see these two young lovers enter the throes of carnal romance, is not this exchange in the rose garden on this stormy night so much more powerful an expression of love?

It would just be rude of me to get in the middle of it. Therefore, I will instead go for the most unobtrusive form of audience participation and make do as a voyeur.

In the pouring rain, I released my cock from my britches and began to stroke it with a rain-slick hand. My lower body was still hidden by the rose bushes. As the two effectively exchanged vows, I masturbated, thinking of how splendid their form of love was. Ah... My love is so supreme that a witch sought me out and gave me magic powers, but I never could have fostered that love if it wasn't for their unique relationship. To see it through George's eyes is a Witch Hunter's dream come true.

As such, I came into the rose bushes. I think I may have blasted away a young, weak-stemmed rose as I did. Don't worry, it's raining... anything dirty will be washed away.

To my confusion, I noticed Shannon's face reacting in shock. Come now. Had they seen me out here? That didn't seem to be the case. Her next words were flustered, but still directed at her lover.

"G-George-sama..."

The glasses tilted to look down. What the fuck? George had jizzed in his trousers? A dark stain was coating the lap of them... Gross. I guess you're not so suave after all, huh?

"Ah! Shannon! This is-!"

Fuck! Shannon was apologizing and handing him a towel, but the confession seemed completely ruined. She might even be having second thoughts about marrying this guy now. Premature ejaculation is one thing, but what kind of guy cums his shorts while he's in the middle of a smooth confession? Grrr... I'd been willing to watch silently if I was at least going to be able to jack off to that famous scene, but now it was totally thrown off!

With the rain coming down as hard as it was now, I knew my end was nigh. Shit. If I didn't have any time left, I was at least going to get **** on whoever ruined my moment here. Oh magic pink bullet... seek out the one responsible for this travesty, this crime against love, and kill him forthright. I raised my Pink Trigger revolver like an officiator preparing to fire off the shot that starts a horse race, then released the bullet into the air.

The gun must have been defective, because the scum-seeking bullet went a short distance into the air, then immediately arced with new velocity back down towards my head, killing me instantly upon impact.

Why?!