Write any more rules?

Not for now

You shove the book into some random drawer and go to bed, thinking this wasn't as therapeutic as you'd hoped. You wake up to your roommates chatting while having breakfast. There's Bianca, the blond one and, far as you can tell, the leader of the group, the nerdy Asian Michelle, and the slightly tomboyish ginger Sarah. The three of them are very attractive, and considering the number of girls they bring over you aren't the only one to think that

"You done looking?" says Sarah in a playful tone as the other giggle and you realize you'v been staring a bit. "Sorry, woke up a bit groggy" you apologize. Bianca speaks up "Actually John, there's something we have been meaning to tell you". Michelle continues "We have been thinking, and we have been treating you rather unfairly. We really shouldn't leave you behind just because you are a man"

You're ecstatic, "Thanks girls, I really appreciate it." You decide to goof around a bit "But aren't you worried I might hurt your chances with ladies?". "And why would a sexy man do that?". Good thing you weren't drinking 'cause you would've gagged when Sarah said that. You aren't the only one surprised by this as Michelle exclaims "Sarah! Don't say that!". "Why? It's true, John slept with his ass to the moon or something and woke up hot today for whatever reason. Don't pretend like you didn't notice it too"

Michelle quickly averts her gaze and starts blushing, as if to confirm what Sarah had just said. Noticing the escalating tension, Bianca is quick to intervene. "We can all see how hot John is today Sarah, but there was no need to out Michelle like that." Sarah mutters an apology and Bianca continues "Sorry about that John, that was a bit shameless even for Sarah".

You quickly explain that you don't mind the praise and the topic quickly changes to a mundane talk about woman's health products. This isn't a topic they usually talk about in front of you, and as you ponder about it you finally realize what happened

The book worked