No

“Well….” Kim says dragging out the word and trying not to catch her mothers gaze.

“Kimmy please, tell me you’re still a virgin.” Kim’s mother asks again, praying her daughter says yes.

“Well….” Kay repeats.

“Kimmy please, just answer the question for me.”

“Well I did have a romantic relationship with Cindy Larkner.”

“From the cheerleading squad?” Kim’s mother asked surprised, unaware her little girl had ever even been interested in another girl.

“Yeah, her.” Kim says reluctantly.

“Did she ever…. You know…” Kim’s mother asks, her face turning red with embarrassment.

“No, no… she was a total bottom, always wanted me on top. That’s actually one of the reasons we broke up. It was exciting to have someone like her but I eventually realized I needed someone who wanted to fuck me at least sometimes, not just someone wanted me to fuck them. Plus, I liked having a girlfriend but I really, REALLY like boys and Cindy didn’t really like guys at all so wasn’t too willing to let me find us a boyfriend.”

“Wow, I never knew any of that Kimmy Cub. How look were the two of you an item?”

“6 months.”

“6 months and your father and I never noticed!?”

“Yeah, neither one of us wanted anyone to know so we kept it really quite. Ron didn’t even realize.”

“Alright, well that’s perfect then. There is no reason he’ll think you’re not a virgin then.”

“Well…. But I’m not a virgin.”

“I know Kim but you said Ron didn’t know about Cindy and you were always on her so how would he know?”

“Well, I kind of left out one little detail in that story.”

“Kimmy?”

“Well… I had met this really nice guy while dating Cindy and I thought he might be perfect for us; he was so handsome and smart and cool but just soft and feminine enough that I thought maybe Cindy might like him. She knew how badly I missed having a guy’s attention so she agreed to meet this guy and if we all hit it off she would let us try out a three party relationship.”

“Kim, no….”

“Well, she met him and I don’t think she really liked him but she knew how much I wanted this so she got herself kind of tipsy and convinced us that we should have a threesome. I loved it, he loved it, but she apparently didn’t. She seemed into it at the time but the next morning Cindy broke up with me. She said she couldn’t even stand to look at me anymore, that I made her hate herself. She’s refused to talk to me since.”

“Oh Kimmy cub… Did he…?”

“Yes.”

“Oh, Ron is not going to be happy.” Kim’s mother says as she lowers her head, “He is going to be furious!”