No

And so the 3 of you arrive a week later at what appears to be a closed down old building. The secret, hidden club in LA is such a cliche you never really believed it existed.

It’s so odd and dead on the street that it feels wrong to be wearing the costumes you’re wearing, which to be honest, feel pretty wrong to begin with.

“You don’t get a costume for this shit off the counter!” Guy had insisted. And so Molly, a costume design assistant at Universal, found a way to put it together.

And it’s strange seeing her dressed as the Devil, sexy thick mascara, fake thick ram horns applied to her head with precision. And then her dress, barely a dress, sheer, exposing her little pink nipples and black thong.

You, Guy, and your date Kara are dressed as the Devil’s minions, you and Guy with a touch of demon makeup, bare chests, and very tight pants that would make it very obvious if you got an erection.

“When, Dude. When” Guy said when he insisted on them.

And then there’s Kara, pretty with dark read hair and a badass looking undercut, actually dressed the same as you and Guy: tight pants, no top, no coverage at all, her exposed pierced nipples making Molly’s mesh dress look modest by comparison.

You’d stared at them a little too long when you’d first seen her at the start of the night.

“You like em?” She asked “Stick with me. You can lick ‘em once I’ve shoved them in some skank’s twat.”

“Nice to meet you too” You didn’t actually say it to her though.

You follow Guy and Molly as they go into the empty building, down a hallway, around a corner and down a stairway.

And then: Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! A door pounds with music. And your through it into a sea of strobe lights and people.

“See. Told ya!” Guy says

Although you don’t see much of what he told you. Except... well except for the curly blonde woman about 10 feet to your right on all fours getting pounded in the ass. But she’s not someone fam.. although she does look kinda familiar. Have you seen her in a commercial?

“They just let us walk in?” You ask. “No doorman?”

“Oh they’re watching” Guy answers. “See, they already got Kara”

On that you realize your “date” is no longer next to you. You turn juts in time to see her being lead down a long hallway.