No Deal

The young woman behind the register gasps as she realizes what the nude man is suggesting, "Um...I don't....what if someone else walks in?" She is very visibly nervous as she had secretly pressed a button under the counter, calling the police and is now stalling.

"Well, then they'll get a wonderful show." Khalus smiles in an unsettlingly devious manner. He begins stroking his cock in one hand and reaches out with his other, "Come, let's have some fun."

The cashier, not wanting any part of this, thinks on her feet, "I kinda like watching you stroke it." She says, biting her lip in an attempt to seem seductive. Khalus raises an eyebrow, "Well then, enjoy the show." He runs his hand up and down his shaft for a bit before making a request, "You're getting quite the view and I think it's only fair that I do too. Take off your shirt and let me see those glorious milk bags of yours." The cashier, realizing she has no other options, begins lifting her top. Just then, a stern female voice calls out from behind Khalus.

"Sir, put your hands in the air and get on your knees." Khalus turns to see a female police officer with long blonde hair tied into a ponytail and piercing blue eyes. She has her hand on her holster, ready for anything, "I'm not going to tell you again. Turn back around, put your hands in the air, and get on your knees. Now." Khalus sees a seriousness in her eyes and decides it'd fun to try and dismantle that stoicism.

He looks at the officer with a grin, still stroking his erect cock, "Me and the young lady here were about to engage in some erotic escapades. Care to join us?"

The officer's eyes can't help but dart back and forth between the man's face and his throbbing cock. She tries to keep her cool and get the man to be more compliant. "Where are your clothes, sir? You can't be walking around in the nude."

"Of course, officer, that's why I'm here. Once we've had our fun, I'll get dressed and be on my way. Now release those tits from their fabric prison and let's get this party started!" He walks toward her and attempts to undo her top but she grabs his arm and tackles him to the ground. He chuckles, "Ooh a kinky one. I like it."

The officer cuffs him, "You are under arrest for indecent exposure and sexual **** of an officer. What you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." She lifts him up off the floor and takes him out to her car. "Don't move." She tells him as she goes to get a blanket from the trunk of the car.

Khalus, quite stunned that things aren't going his way, decides his time as a weak, powerless human has gone on long enough. He makes a break for it, running as quick as he can through the crowded streets. "Shit!" The officer yells as she closes the trunk and sees him bolting. She gives chase, but he's got quite the lead on her, making it hard for her to catch up.

Khalus had come up with a contingency thousands of years ago in case he had ever lost his divinity. He left a fragment of his divine power with a forest nymph whom he had a relationship with eons ago and it was high time he got that power back. All he needed to do now was find a large oak tree in this sprawling metropolis while avoiding capture from the law. Shouldn't be too hard, right? He thought to himself.