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Chapter 5
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Stitch_the_snitch
Any more rules?
No (For now at least)
You shove the book into some random drawer and go to bed, thinking this wasn't as therapeutic as you'd hoped. You wake up to your roommates chatting while having breakfast. The three of them are birds like you, but, having significantly more predator ancestry, they suffer from none of the problems you do, at least that you noticed
First, there's Bianca Stellar, a bossy white bird. She's the leader of the bunch as far as you can tell. Usually pretty sensible but doesn't seem to respect you much as a man. Case and point, today she is once again not fully dressed in your presence, it apparently not occurring to her that it could bother you. But even by her standards underwear only is pretty shameless

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Then there's Michelle Stooly, the nerdy and lovable airhead of a bird. Very helpful and caring most of the time, but can be pretty forgetful. She seems to have forgotten her underwear for example, thou you would have expected her sudden embarrassment to have warned her about it by now

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And finally the green feathered athlete Sarah. Competitive, once she found out you couldn't compete with her on basically anything you got along well. She can still be pretty petty and argumentative though. One thing she insists on doing is wearing sports gear everywhere she goes

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The three of them are very attractive, and considering the number of girls they bring over you aren't the only one to think that
"You done looking?" says Sarah in a playful tone as the other giggle and you realize you've been staring a bit. "Sorry, woke up a bit groggy" you apologize. As Sarah passes you the milk (nice, they keep it in a shelf too high for you to reach) Bianca speaks up "Actually John, there's something we have been meaning to tell you". Michelle continues for her "We have been thinking, and we have been treating you rather unfairly. We really shouldn't leave you behind just because you are a man"
You're ecstatic, "Thanks girls, I really appreciate it." You decide to goof around a bit "But aren't you worried I might hurt your chances with ladies?". "And why would a sexy man do that?". Good thing you weren't drinking 'cause you would've gagged when Sarah said that. You aren't the only one surprised by this as Michelle exclaims "Sarah! Don't say that!". "Why? It's true, John slept with his ass to the moon or something and woke up hot today for whatever reason. Don't pretend like you didn't notice it too"
Michelle quickly averts her gaze and starts blushing, as if to confirm what Sarah had just said. Noticing the escalating tension, Bianca is quick to intervene. "We can all see how hot John is today Sarah, but there was no need to out Michelle like that." Sarah mutters an apology and Bianca continues "Sorry about that John, that was a bit much even for Sarah".
You explain that you don't mind the praise and the topic quickly changes to a mundane talk about woman's health products. This isn't a topic they usually talk about in front of you, and as you ponder about it you finally realize what happened
The book worked
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