No, doesn’t feel right.

The longer you stand there the less you actually want to buy a costume. If you buy a costume and the magic turns you into someone that costume represents, you might very well become someone you wouldn’t want to be, even if only for a day. What you should be buying is clothing for someone cool and sexy, then become someone cool and sexy, then come back and pick out a good slutty costume.

You walk through the mall looking at all the stores. The more you do, the more stupid you feel. “What am I doing? Do I really want to turn into a girl for a day?” You say quietly, staring a mannequin wearing jeans and a sweater. “What clothing is only worn by sexy girls?” You wander the mall looking at store fronts and displays. You are starting to lean towards just buying workout clothes so for a day you just wouldn’t be fat. “That’s not a bad idea.” You tell yourself quietly. Heading to the sporting goods store at the end of the mall you finally spot a mannequin that instantly makes you feel just a bit of a tingle in your crotch. “Okay I’d fuck her.” You say under your breath with a little chuckle. You stroll into the store, over by the mannequin. “Cool.”

“Need a hand?”