No, I am not even slightly racist.

"Due to a highly specialised brain legion I alone on this planet am unable to comprehend or analyse concepts surrounding race. Though this makes much of the current events climate and the last several centuries of history utterly unintelligible to me, it renders me and me alone incapable of placing value judgements on racialised incidents. I am literally the least racist person in the world and therefore could cast the first stone, hypothetically, if I understood any of the context."

Chloe explains the tattoos to you, but the information is meaningless.

The End.