No! An interuption!

It was at this point that the sound of a key rattling in the lock broke the awkward silence between the two of them. Mike took a step back, expecting a very angry Superintendent to burst in and find a tenant with his naked daughter. Jessie stood up straight, covering herself with her hands, and pressed herself against Mike.

The door opened. A woman stepped inside. She was in her early twenties, Mike guessed, and had brown pixie-cut hair. She was dressed in a sky-blue t-shirt and navy blue jeans, and from the look of things had a very small bust, especially compared to Jessie. Her eyes widened, and she slammed the door behind her.

"What the fuck?" she demanded.

"Emily!" Jessie exclaimed. "Listen, I can explain!"

"You sick fuck!" Emily yelled, glaring at Mike. "Don't you know she has AGS?"

"What?" Mike blurted. "Is that an STD or something?"

"No, you pervert! It's Absolute Gullibility Syndrome! It means she'll believe whatever you say. And I guess that's the reason why she's naked right now."

The penny dropped. "Oh. Shit." Mike breathed.

"It's not like that Ems!" Jessie replied. "He's legitimate! Look!"

Jessie stepped aside, and Emily caught her first sight of the Female Body Inspector t-shirt.