Newlyweds

“We just bought a house in this neighborhood,” You say. Your wife, June, standing next to you.

“Our stuff should have come earlier today,” June adds. She was you High School sweetheart and after college you both decided to tie the knot and settle down. She was a few inches shorter than you. When she wore heels, which was maybe once a year, she almost matched your height. Her is attractive, but not as beautiful as a model. You kind of feel you can do better.

“Yes,” the Guard says, “Everything came here. Our expert in packers helped put everything in place.”

“That’s nice,” you say.

“But,” June adds, “What if we don’t like where they put everything?”

“Call the Neighborhood Association and they’ll send someone over to help you move things,” he says, handing over a set of keys, “Welcome to the neighborhood.”