New Names

You ponder what to do to the bitchy cheerleaders Claire, Jessica, and Amber. You come up with a silly idea. "Amber's name is now Petunia Gertrude Sugartits, and her dad is Gaylord Sugartits, and her mom is Bambi Sugartits. The Sugartits make a living selling sex toys."

"Hey Petunia," said Jessica. "What are you doing this weekend?"

"Dunno, mom and dad are doing a trade show in Vegas, so I'll have the house to myself."

You smile evilly. "Jessica's name is now Buffy Brunhilda Soranus. Her mom is Anita Soranus, and her dad is Bubba Soranus. Her parents make a living making gunge fetish videos."

You turn to the third girl Claire. "Claire's name is now Betty Lou Stankybudt. Her dad is Dick Peter Stankybudt and her mom is Cookie Stankybudt. Her parents make a living selling and modelling bondage gear."

You chuckle at the silly names you passed out to the three and wonder what to do to them next.