New Gossip

"So Elena, I heard you like to gossip?"

She nodded. "I have a bit of a knack for it."

"Well, how about this for gossip: tell everyone in the neighborhood you love it when guys tie you up and humiliate you in various ways because you are just a horny Latina slut who loves being submissive in the bedroom?"

"That's so good!" Elena said.

"I know, right! And then, when you've finished telling them that, strip off one article of clothing and give it to them. When you run out of clothes, do some humiliating act for them until you've visited everyone in the neighborhood."

"Oh my God!" Elena said. "Genius!"