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"Elena, do you know Madeline and Kelli?"

"Yeah, they live near by."

"Did you know they both dated the same man and didn't realize it until he gave both crabs?"

"Oh my god, no!"

"Yes, and once Madeline got a vibrator stuck up her rectum so far, she had to have a proctologist remove it?"

Elena laughed. "That's so funny!"

"Yep, and did you know one of the reasons your neighbor Veronica got divorced is that she kept wetting the bed and refused to wear a diaper."

"Wow! I'd have never guessed."

"Yep, and once Madeline crashed one of Kellie's sorority parties and had sex with three frat boys in one night right next to her daughter who was passed out in the same bed."

"Wow, I...I don't know what to say!"

"Do you know Priyah?"

"Yep, don't tell me you have gossip about her!"

"Yes, she pays eighteen year old boys to have sex with her, and in her village back in India, her nickname is the 'cum cobra.'"

Elena laughed again.