Ned

Ned recently graduated from Middleton High and is far too proud of his position as assistant manager at Bueno Nacho. Not evil in the villain sense, he's simply a pimple-faced douche bag willing to take advantage of his position. When Kim needed money in Bueno Nacho and took a job there she didn't do the job particularly well, but she needed money and Ned kept her on for services rendered. Jessica works there in a Rule 34 comic, and other girls could be employed. He's also willing to excuse a bill in return for sex. While it's hard to imagine a girl really willing to exchange her body for greasy cheese and beans he gets the occasional tit fuck or hand job when someone is low on cash or forgot her credit card, and claims he sometimes gets more.

At least one fanfiction pairs Ned with Bonnie, it was probably written by someone who hates Bonnie and wanted to humiliate her.