Natalie Portman Rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS8bma7LRX4

You find yourself on an interview set. You have a big coffee in your hand that says "For Natalie"

"Hey intern you have my Coffee," A sexy voice says

You turn to see Natalie Portman lookingbeautifull. You figure you must be her Intern.

"Here you go Ms. Portma,n" You say

She turns to you and her eyes go cold.

"What the fuck are you wearing you limp dick fuck"

You look down and see you're wearing a shirt that says "Star Wars Episode 1 Sucks"

Suddenly you're in black and white. Natalie wearing a hoodie slaps the coffee out of your hand. She is small but seems very scary.

"Umm this not my Shirt," He Says
"Really"
"Yea I like Star Wars"

"Oh then say something nice..."

"Sure I can say something nice about Star.."

"Jar Jar Binks"

Your heart runs cold and you have a lost for words