Nah, but I found an apartment

You wandered around the village for a few hours, trying to find an apartment. Right as the sun was setting you found a relatively cheap place to live.

"Wonder why it was so cheap?" You ask yourself as you lean over the railing watching the sun set.

"YOUUUUTH!" Someone screams. Wincing at the yell, you turn your head to find the source of the pain. Walking up the stairs were two adult shinobi, one covered in a tacky green jumpsuit. The other, well, she looked like a whore.

"No Guy! For the last time, I will not undertake one of your challenges!" The woman yelled. Both stop mid step as they see you.

"Uh, hi?" You say. Without a blink of an eye the woman was gone, but a strange pressure on you head and a prick at your neck appeared.

"My, you have some delicious blood, Mr. Hunk." The woman said, liking the blood off the kunai that pricked your neck. At least she complemented you. You were build more lean than muscular, but you filled out a shirt pretty well.

"My names Kusa. Who might you be?" You ask.

"Name's Anko, that's Guy." Anko said with a sultry voice.

"Uh nice to meet you two, I'm guessing you live here?" You ask.

"Indeed my Youthful friend! I live in 208, Anko here lives in 209! Are you perhaps a Ninja?" Guy asked.

"Uh yeah, I just joined today actually, I was made chunin by Lady Tsunade. I also just moved in between you two." You said still kinda scared to move out from under the blood drinker.

"How Youthful! We should have a spar!" Guy said going into a weird pose.

"Uh, not right now, I've been travelling all day and still need to unpack my things." You say.

"Very well! We shall have to reschedule!" Guy said before going into his apartment.

"Is he always like that?" You ask.

"Yep. How's the feel down there? Anything you like?" Anko said a gleam in her eye.

"I'm personally more concerned with you drinking my blood." You say. Anko's quiet for a moment before letting out a laugh.

"I like you Kusa. Trying not to be a perv, when a Lady is letting you. Would you like to have some tea?" Anko asks getting off your head.

"Is there blood in it?" You ask. Anko laughs once more.

"No. All my blood tea is back at T/I." She says before unlocking the door. It took you a moment to understand what she was saying before a shiver ran down your spine. "You coming?" Anko asks.

It was a lot different inside than you imagined. It seemed... normal. At least as normal as a kunoichi with a blood fetish can get. There were a few pictures of Anko with some girls you don't recognize on the wall. A few couches and a comfy kitchen.

"So, how'd you get chunin without being a ninja?" Anko asked as she heated up some water.

"I managed to place the Hokage in a genjutsu for five minutes in a test spar we had." You say. Anko's eyebrows rose quite high at that.

"Really? And she didn't make you a special Jonin?" Anko asked.

"Well my ninjutsu is non existent, and my taijutsu is chunin strength." You explain.

"That explains it. I have a friend, maybe you've heard of her, Kurenai, the genjutsu mistress of Konoha. She was like you for a while, until she rounded herself out. Now she's a jonin sensei." Anko explained.

"Huh, I guess I'll have to meet her then. Compare notes and all." You say.

"I might be able to set you two up. On one condition." Anko said.

"And that is?"

"I want you to trap her in your genjutsu." Anko said.

"Um, why?" You ask.

"She's gotten kind of smug about being one of the only genjutsu users in leaf." She says pouring the tea. "It's kinda annoying. Our other two friends also agree with me." Anko says.

"I don't now, If she's the best she could very well place me in an illusion before i could even use mine." You say.

"But it would give her a good kick in the ass!" Anko pleaded.

"Fine. But you got to let me do it to you first." You say.

"Alright. I'm game!" Anko said with a smile. Going through the hand signs you place her under your jutsu.

"Anko, you will start to have a crush on me as we spend more time together. And since we have become neighbors, you want to get to know me better." You say laying down the ground work. Afterwords you release the jutsu.

"That was weird Kusa. We didn't just have a conversation did we?" She asks.

"Nope, You were under my jutsu. Do you like it?" You ask.

"It felt so real. I was wondering when the jutsu would start, but I was already in it. Kurenai won't know what hit her!" Anko said with a smile. "This has been fun! We should hang out again. How about next friday if we aren't on missions?" Anko asks.

"Sounds good to me." You say before placing your cup down. "Thanks for the tea Anko, it was good. I should get going though, I still need to unpack." You say as you get up to leave. A kunai slices against you're face, causing a small drop of blood to drip off your face.

"Your blood is quite good. See ya." Anko says as she catches the blood with her hand.

"Right... by." You say before makinf your escape.