Ms. Elsie Drake, General English teacher

If anyone were to say English is a universal language, Ms. Drake would have a coronary. Hailing from England, Ms. Drake is the twenty-seven-year-old teacher for the Gen. English class. She stands at 5'11, has D-cup breasts, a heart-shaped ass, slender frame, wide hips, and is almost always seen wearing glasses for her green eyes. Her blonde hair is cut to shoulder length.

Ms. Drake seems to absolutely hate how Americans speak and write English. She considers herself a very proper English lady who conducts herself appropriately and with care. On the other hand, many students and teachers consider her stuck up and joke that she is a walking, talking English Bond villain. Many have joked that she drinks nothing but tea in her spare time, something that Ms. Drake vehemently denies.

Despite her hatred of American phrases and lingo, she is bound to the curriculum and must teach what she has been presented. This has put her in a feud with the higher-ups of the faculty, particularly Ms. Pershing the principal. (Her being Irish doesn't help either.)

Soon, you and she will find yourselves together in a situation that gives you both quite the loss for words.