More calamities

A young woman dressed as a domestic servant comes around the side of the house, carrying a basket of eggs. As soon as she sees the knight she puts a hand in front of her mouth and gives a curt gasp: "Oh my word, Lady Evellyn!"

"MMmmpphh!"

The servant girl puts the basket of eggs down and runs to her Lady.

You zip over and grab the basket of eggs. There's a half dozen of them. You put the basket over the warrior-maiden's head with the handle under her chin. You then mash the basket down over her head, crushing the eggs. Upon resumption of time, the eggs splatter across her head and shoulders, and she freezes in place, with the basket lodged on her head and egg yoke dribling down over her naked body. The crowd erupts in roars of laughter. You can't see her eyes, but her mouth betrays she's irritated yet unsurprised at this latest prank.

It sure does surprise the servant, however "My lady, what happe- Oh good goddess!!"