More Mall Madness [diaper/baby]

I was having lunch with my friend in the food court when I heard an argument:

"Mom, I'm going to college! Why can't I get a new car?"

"Because yours is only three years old, and if you had not sideswiped that truck, it would be in perfect shape."

"Still don't know why dad didn't pay to get it repainted!" said the girl in a huff.

I turned to my friend, and we both rolled our eyes.

I looked back, and too my shock, the 19 year old girl was no longer wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt. She was wearing a big bulky diaper, a bib that barely covered her tits and had Brat! embroidered on it, a pair of baby booties, and a pacifier in her mouth. She reached up to pull the pacifier out, but it she could not get it out. Her mom looked at her. "Come on, widdle girl, let's go. She took the girl by the hand and started to lead her away as the girl continued to struggle to get the pacifier out.

I looked back at my friend. She was now naked and was rubbing the mayo from her sandwich on her nipples. "Caroline! What the hell?"

She looked up at me. "What?"

"You're naked and rubbing mayonaise on your nipples!"

"Yeah, so?"

I looked over and saw a naked man with a huge erection walking through the food court as if it was perfectly normal.

"What's going on?!" I said. I got up and shrieked. I was wearing nothing but a pair of pasties over my nipples and a g-string. I had on a pair of white, knee high spike-heeled boots. I backed up and smacked into something. I turned and saw a stripper pole that I knew had not been there moments before.