Mom

"Are you alright Doug?" your Mom asks, looking a bit concerned at your disheveled and exhausted state.

"Um, I need you to do something for me Mom" you ask, finally beginning to calm down in the safety of your home.

"Anything for my baby. What do you need?" your mother asks as she uses her hand to tuck your hair behind your ear.

"Look, if Ashley comes over here looking for me, I don't want you to let her in."

"Huh? Why? But you and Ashley are so cute together!"

Feeling doubtful that she would believe the truth, you try to come up with something more plausible.

"Ashley found out that you set me up with Karen, and she's pretty upset that I went on a date with another girl. I don't want things to get out of hand, so I think its best that I avoid Ashley until she's had a few days to cool off," you explain.

"I see Doug. I always knew the girls would be fighting over you sooner or later," your mother gives you a proud smile, apparently buying your explanation.

"By the way Doug, Karen called and she is really upset about what happened on your date. She would really like to give it another shot."

"I don't know about that Mom..." your mind flashes back to the possibly-permanent penile damage you sustained last time you saw Karen. But her body is incredible, and you were getting along great until 'the incident'.

"Please Doug, she is really heartbroken about this, she things she ruined things between you guys. I want you to call her and tell her that you will go over to her house tonight, okay?" Based on your mother's tone you figure you didn't have much of a say in this.