Modified TV Remote

It was another hour later that David left the basement carrying what was a modified TV remote.

The thing was, like any other, a TV remote. A power button, numbers to switch channels, the arrow buttons to modify channels and volume, undo, even the classic "eject" button when there was the good time of using DVDs over Netflix. At least the play, pause, rewind, and fast forward existed...

Aiming the TV remote to none other than his dick, he clicked the power button, watching it immediately go flaccid. He clicked it again, to go at full throttle. Turning on and off of arousal was strange, perhaps not welcoming as he thought it would be, and he winced at the sudden change from going from a peaceful serene feeling to wanting to bang something real bad.

"Sheesh... Let's not try that again, shall we?"

The volume button did nothing to his cock, but it did manage to lower his voice volume. The channel button worked wonders, each one click increasing or decreasing the size of his penis by an inch.

The eject button was a pretty cool addition too, and a surprise at that. Suddenly, his erect cock had fallen off, leaving behind smooth skin where it used to be, where it fell down on the floor, like some sort of a dildo.

The best part is that he could feel it all. It also attached seamlessly when pushed back to its spot.

The good question is, who to show it off to first.